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Old 02-01-2014, 09:33 PM
Danzig Danzig is offline
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Originally Posted by freddymo View Post
was suppose to be on the vets list for 30 days... Should have stayed in the barn as ordered.. Listening isnt my strongest quality
i can relate to that.

a guy who works with my husband recently had a vasectomy. they told him to go back to work that monday. at some point that morning he was really hurting...went into the electric shop, opened the freezer, grabbed a freezer pop, and stuck it in his pants.
of course everyone was laughing at him. a few minutes goes by, he's feeling better, they're all chatting. suddenly he starts yelling 'oh, sh**' over and over, jumping up, reaching down his pants.
the freezer pop had a hole in the package, it leaked all over him. yeah, he'll never live that down. had orange popsicle in his crotch the rest of the day.
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