Mayor Ford

bigrun · #1 11-14-2013, 04:26 PM

Can he sink any lower? Now Toronto Mayor Rob Ford goes on bizarre oral sex rant about his WIFE as he denies affair with staffer

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/a...onference.html

Wifey

Danzig · #2 11-14-2013, 04:30 PM

i wonder if she was dividing things up in her mind.

let's see....the living room suite is nice. i'll let him keep the dining room furniture, because that china cabinet isn't what i wanted anyway...

Danzig · #3 11-14-2013, 04:37 PM

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slate..._mayor_ad.html

wow, even better live. the amazed faces....oh my. i didn't realize it was LIVE.

seriously, how can he not leave office? he's the mayor of canada's largest city; how can they let him stay? he's a laughingstock.

randallscott35 · #4 11-14-2013, 04:38 PM

And his approval ratings have been going up....He makes Rod Blago pressers look like church

Danzig · #5 11-14-2013, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bigrun

Can he sink any lower? Now Toronto Mayor Rob Ford goes on bizarre oral sex rant about his WIFE as he denies affair with staffer

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/a...onference.html

Wifey

it just hit me, what she was probably thinking.....

about the 2.25 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqtNxNRCcGg

randallscott35 · #6 11-15-2013, 07:27 AM

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...ord-s-defiance

jms62 · #7 11-15-2013, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...ord-s-defiance

Let those who never in their life engaged in public urination cast the first stone.

randallscott35 · #8 11-15-2013, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jms62

Let those who never in their life engaged in public urination cast the first stone.

"Is it Valentine's Day already"

--LOL

dellinger63 · #9 11-15-2013, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jms62

Let those who never in their life engaged in public urination cast the first stone.

Bet he never did it along with 12 others, piling out of a limo at a Jack in the Box drive-thru.

And there's a picture somewhere.

jms62 · #10 11-15-2013, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63

Bet he never did it along with 12 others, piling out of a limo at a Jack in the Box drive-thru.

And there's a picture somewhere.

How about in a limo, in a beer can while riding through the Lincoln tunnel. Then stopping flow and emptying the beer can out the door and starting the process over.

dellinger63 · #11 11-15-2013, 08:30 AM

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How about in a limo, in a beer can while riding through the Lincoln tunnel. Then stopping flow and emptying the beer can out the door and starting the process over.

We had a guy like that, only he was using the champagne bucket. Don't think he had to go when we piled out.

bigrun · #12 11-15-2013, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

it just hit me, what she was probably thinking.....

about the 2.25 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqtNxNRCcGg

He's drinking, snorting, the whole works..airplane, one of funniest ever..
and don't call me Shirley

Stewart and Colbert all over this guy, and i assume Leno and Letterman..

Danzig · #13 11-15-2013, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by bigrun

He's drinking, snorting, the whole works..airplane, one of funniest ever..
and don't call me Shirley

Stewart and Colbert all over this guy, and i assume Leno and Letterman..

i nodded off, damn you nyquil!, while watching jon stewart. i caught the beginning of the show last night. good god, where's chris farley when you need him. he'd be a great mayor ford.

'the crack smoking mayor of toronto'. oh boy. he needs to stay in office, dude's hilarious.
but he does make me glad i don't live in toronto. oh, the shame.

Danzig · #14 11-15-2013, 11:30 AM

poor mayor...he'll get excited when he hears 'strip', and then will be sad when he finds out it's not that kind of stripping.

http://news.msn.com/world/toronto-co...ayor-of-powers

oh...and poor argonauts.