Hemorrhoid Help?

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A message from Dr. Clyde:


Friends....are you terrorized by Moose Hemorrhoids?

Well, I am proud to announce that NA's Dave Schwontz can help. Not with his LOW Software, but with a new personal product line.


If you have been cursed with this malady, you probabl;y have a hard time pronouncing your vowels.



Oh boy.

I meant....moving your bowels.The evacuant probably come out as skinny snakes.Mr. Schwontz has perfected a brand new snake oil for this anal problem.




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