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07-14-2013, 11:38 PM
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07-15-2013, 12:09 PM
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How bout his jockey skit with Carson.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhO7dMEthK4 And the hall of fame classic the dentist...Harvey Korman cracks up.. http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...=0&FORM=NVPFVR
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07-15-2013, 07:19 PM
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a guy complains to his doctor...Doc, I'm really scared here..my thing has turned all orange...Doc says let me run some tests and tells the guy to call him the next day...The guy calls the Doc the next day and asks... Well what did you find Doc...The Doc says all the test came back fine, tell me what you do all day...The guy says ...Well Doc, I really don't do much.... mostly just sit around eating cheese doodles and watching porn....
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....stay lady stay...stay while the night is still ahead... http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15640118795/standalone
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07-15-2013, 07:49 PM
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 Reminds me of the old joke about the guy that went to see his doc..Doc asks what the problem is and he says my balls turned brown..Doc checks him out and sends him home..Wife says, 'what did the doc say?'...Guy says 'Go wash your ass'...I know gross
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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07-17-2013, 02:04 PM
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Y'all have seen this one huh
 ..Think the tv gal is looking for new job...http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/20...na_pilot_names The link to Huff Post has been taken down...
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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07-24-2013, 07:05 PM
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Disclaimer: This joke is not intended to insult anyone...If it does, tough schit
 A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. > > He asks a girl in a in the research section: "Do you mind if I > sit beside you?” > > The girl replied with a loud voice: "NO, I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE > NIGHT WITH YOU!" > > All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he > was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. > > After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table > and said with a giggle, "I study psychology, and I know what a man > is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” > > The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT!!? THAT > 'S WAY TOO MUCH! > > All the people in the library looked at the girl in total shock. > > The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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08-22-2013, 12:36 PM
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Watery Eyes After Sex
Two black guys are at a bar talking, one says to the other, You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?" The second black guy says, "Yeah, all the time." The other says, "Why be that?" The second says, "I think it's the pepper spray."
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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