Have you ever had an affair and /or...

[MinnSkinny]

Yep.
I was single, she was married but didn't tell me.
I had just moved to a new small town for work.
After a few weeks of this, I got to meet him.
He introduced himself with two bullets.
The first hit the roof of my brand new 1974 Z-28.
Not sure where the second one went but I heard it clearly.
That sort of sh*t will make you a lot more careful.

And no, I was not a golf pro, but I hear they have more experience at this sort of thing...........