remington park

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by cmorioles

First, don't stay near the track. It is in the "Adventure District", which is fine and includes the track, the zoo, the science center, and the ASA softball stadiums. But the immediate surrounding area, not so much.

You might say PID is located in the 'adventure district' of Erie County -- as it also includes a track, casino, and zoo.

However, there is no science center -- only churches, trailor parks, and shooting ranges. No Softball stadiums either ... but one monstrous landfill located about a mile from the stable area of the racetrack.

It was as if they sought out the most white trash infested area just outside the Erie city limits to build the track.

The zoo is depressing. Almost every animal looks like it would rather be dead. The Otter is the one major exception ... that fucl<er is loving life every time I'm dragged to the zoo.

The monkeys are cool to watch. The little guy plays with himself while the big dude watches.




This is the most impressive animal. I'm in awe of the Rhino's. Those are some bad looking MoFos and they're quick.




My girlfriend brings her stupid camera all over and takes pictures of everything. I talker her into going into the Penguin so I could take a picture...




Then I put the camera down, unzipped my fly, grabbed the back of the head, and tried to talk her into blowing me while she was in that. I told her I'd scream "Suck me off Oswald Cobblepot!" as the zoo'goers watch me get head from a Penguin.

The place where 80% of our dates end up...the track/casino. Where I drink and gamble all night while she tries to annoy me with a camera.