I suppose if I was a new poster without an obnoxious history of posts to call on that very well establish my bleeding heart credentials (which leaves me FAR left of where you get accused of being on a daily basis), I wouldn't have assumed a sarcasm alert was unnecessary on my first post.
The last one you seem to have misunderstood.
You don't post for a little while and folks forget...shame on you for not including a sarcasm alert...lol!
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