wedding question

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer

and here i thought i might get some serious help

i prefer cohabitation anyway

Well Brian,
You could get really really drunk...then talk about all of her past boyfriends and then get to "how lucky the groom is that she hasn't been used up" and that the crabs are almost eliminated.
Does anyone know how to get an "Alphonse/heart/arrow tattoo" removed from a butt cheek?