wedding question

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Talk about the three rings of marriage.
1- the engagement ring.
2- the wedding ring
3- the suffer ring

Tah dumm.

and here i thought i might get some serious help

i prefer cohabitation anyway

[1st_Saturday_in_May]

Just get really, really, really drunk and make sure everyone knows it (so they're not expecting much from you) and stand up and mutter incoherently about nothing imparticular and at the end say something like 'good luck guys'

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

and here i thought i might get some serious help

i prefer cohabitation anyway

Well Brian,
You could get really really drunk...then talk about all of her past boyfriends and then get to "how lucky the groom is that she hasn't been used up" and that the crabs are almost eliminated.
Does anyone know how to get an "Alphonse/heart/arrow tattoo" removed from a butt cheek?

[GenuineRisk]

In all seriousness, Brian, keep it to three minutes or less, include some funny anecdote about the groom (one that won't cause him and the bride to sleep apart on the wedding night) and finish up with how much you value his friendship and why the two of them were meant to be together.

When I got married the best man opened with how he and my husband met (standing in line on the first day of 9th grade), that my husband is a geek (which he is) and that he knew I was the right woman for him when hubby called to tell him I gave him a Superman bathrobe for our first Christmas together. (Which is not technically true; I gave him that for the second Christmas. The first Christmas I gave him the special edition boxed set of "Halloween," including the souvenir snow globe with a tiny Jamie Curtis stabbing a tiny Michael Myers with the knitting needle. But I understood changing the timeline for better comedic effect and so as not to horrify the guests). Short, sweet, funny and accurate.

You'll do great; don't worry.