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Originally Posted by oracle80

Of course it was your intent, that and hoping someone would respond that it was you.
You act like a 5 year old.

the 5 year old reference got me to thinking about a friend's 5 year old I watched for a morning.

I taught the kid to respond to being asked, "What do you have for Mommy?" by standing on his chair, grabbing his crotch and screaming, "THE BIG BANANA!!!"

Well, I took the kid to IHOP for breakfast and and I asked the waitress to ask the kid the question. Worked like a charm.

A few hours later, after suffering through a couple hours of unscripted kid screaming of THE BIG BANANA (you reap what you sow), the parents finally came to pick him up.

Of course, I asked the kid what if he had something for Mommy. The kid went into his full routine, cracking up my buddy and absolutely horrifying the kid's mother,

Funny, they never asked me to watch the kid again.