Golf

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Fucl< golf.

It's a stupid game played by douchebags and dickslaps.

Nobuddy cares what you shot last weekend.

Take your thousand dollar set of clubs, your khakis, your polo shirts and shove it all up your ass.

Screw the money, all of the equipment, and the time committment necessary. It's not a game, it's an ordeal.

All the faggy little rules and etiquette make me sick. And worst of all - fucl< people who watch this sh!t on TV.

And most of all - fucl< Presque Isle Downs for naming the richest stakes race of the meet after this stupid fucl<ing golf tournament.

just wait until you're old and have given up on all your dreams.

it's this or bowling. possibly darts if you're british or the kind of alcoholic that likes pretending he's british.