I am the Center of the Universe on this Forum

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

If any screenwriter is reading this thread the Arletta-Morty-Franny love triangle would make an excellent Crazy Heart parody.

Call it Crazy Old Fart. Cast Zombie Leslie Nielsen as Morty, Priscilla Presley as Arletta, and Zombie Madeline Kahn as Franny.

And you as Al Sharpton.

Originally Posted by clyde

And you as Al Sharpton.

Jimmy Hoffa guest stars as your bed.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Jimmy Hoffa guest stars as your bed.

Gee..maybe I should have said Earl Scheib.


Gosh I'm so sorry.

[clyde]

Yow...a few minutes of peace.

Alan would like to make the FOFs mad:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvsVSWB4TI&NR=1

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by clyde

Yow...a few minutes of peace.

Alan would like to make the FOFs mad:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvsVSWB4TI&NR=1

dunno what a FOF is, but that was beautiful.

For the record your pic looks a whole lot more like Estelle Getty than the Crypt Keeper. No worries, still got ur back

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

dunno what a FOF is, but that was beautiful.

For the record your pic looks a whole lot more like Estelle Getty than the Crypt Keeper. No worries, still got ur back

Gee thanks.



Really, with rear guards like you ..what vapid fence post needs arrows?

[clyde]

Back latah for the night assault.

[Rudeboyelvis]

yeah. your sardonic inferences "rear guarding" mah ratha small gray mattah have not been lost on me at least in your latest fall from grace.

I would submit that your veiled attempt to juxtapose this particular analogy puts the role of "vapid fence post" squarely on yo lameooo asssss....


It's sad really.... the thought of a feeble, old SSI dreg cooking generic mac and cheese over a hotplate in a sh1thole tenement....attempting to match wits on tha Interweb with the likes of Franny, Coach, and Hossy.... And getting his ass handed to him each time...


Pretty goddamnn depressing really....It's not like after all your town has been through, it deserves you repping it.

I can certainly see why Hossy almost felt sorry fer ya.... And why he's taken it easy on you so far.




Sometimes ya jus' gotta know when ta quit

[Rudeboyelvis]

i dink u voork ina call centurr in Mumbai nd ur screwing off insted of upselling products n helpvul sirvaaces!!!

I vill repot u!!!!