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Old 01-07-2011, 02:40 PM
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Not today. I'm heading to Texas. Met a fine lady on the internet with a nice rack. She's got a child but I'm so hard up for some tang that it's of no concern to me. He can stay in the living room while I'm banging his mom.
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:42 PM
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Not today. I'm heading to Texas. Met a fine lady on the internet with a nice rack. She's got a child but I'm so hard up for some tang that it's of no concern to me. He can stay in the living room while I'm banging his mom.

You are certainly a fine gentleman.



Wear that badge with pride.
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:42 PM
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Well let's go...let's not stop there.
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:43 PM
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Morty's last trip to Texas...

















































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Old 01-07-2011, 02:44 PM
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Oh my got!
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:45 PM
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Oh yes...fine ladies and gentleman you all are.




Continue.

Make me believe you mean it.
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:48 PM
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I'm beginning to think they don't like me.



SportyFans, what do you think?
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Old 01-07-2011, 04:00 PM
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Not today. I'm heading to Texas. Met a fine lady on the internet with a nice rack. She's got a child but I'm so hard up for some tang that it's of no concern to me. He can stay in the living room while I'm banging his mom.

Barely 2011 and already post of the year material riaght theyah
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Old 01-07-2011, 04:03 PM
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Barely 2011 and already post of the year material riaght theyah

You both speak so well for yoursleves.



I think many can hear your lull and what it says about you.
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Old 01-07-2011, 04:07 PM
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You both speak so well for yoursleves.



I think many can hear your lull and what it says about you.
Why don't you share it then, you big sissy?


Lets see what you've got. It's snowy today and I'd love to get an epic e-brawl going.
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Old 01-07-2011, 04:08 PM
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Why don't you share it then, you big sissy?


Lets see what you've got. It's snowy today and I'd love to get an epic e-brawl going.

Oh you're doing swell all by yourself.
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Old 01-07-2011, 04:10 PM
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Why don't you share it then, you big sissy?


Lets see what you've got. It's snowy today and I'd love to get an epic e-brawl going.
hey I'm in but I only have about an hour left to spare, that busy bird life I have.


Uh Coach, ah think you have earned your feathers...
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Old 01-07-2011, 04:12 PM
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Well yeah. I want some big f.ucking hawk feathers.
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Old 01-07-2011, 04:17 PM
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Well yeah. I want some big f.ucking hawk feathers.
How's something like this...

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