The big and shiny, super duper, Christmas everything thread

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

1. Name a few Christmas movies you absolutely, positively must watch every holiday season.

2. Favorite Christmas carol?

3. Christmas traditions in your home.

4. Think of at least one present for one Nerdy Trailer that you'd like to give.

5. If you could ask Santa to ban one pers... no I'm just kidding. You may send one Nerdy Trailer to the North Pole.

Forevah.

Who is it and why?

6. First one that comes to mind... favorite Christmas present you got as a kid?

7.. First thing that comes to mind... gift you asked for as a kid but didn't get.

8.. Extra points (not it's not a contest but there's a point-sysem anyway for no apparent reason ) for a holiday limerick, haiku or for those who like to post pictures (shut up I still don't know how ) a nice, festive (which, of course, is subjective) shot of well... something!

1. The Bukkake of Mrs. Clause and Knights of the Buffet Table: Staring Rock Hard Ten '85 and his lady...



2. None

3. Drink till passing out

4. My gift for Nascar: a book. any book.

5. Myself: Why? 6.81 posts per day... and most read like columns more than simple one-liners. Only women can yammer on as prolifically as that. Santa ought to do a good deed and unplug me for a year or four. Let those who've been lapped by inanity have a fighting chance to catch up.

6. Slingshot.

7. A titty-fucl< - my babysitter always refused.