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Old 08-26-2010, 08:21 PM
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Thank you, Ms. Sightseek!

Herk H. is forgiven cause i love him.

Deb o Deb and 3 kings.... come on. I wanna hear about it!

Where do you go, Mr. Kings? What area are you in?

Do ya need to bring a Cah Sol buddie Ms. Deb?
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Old 08-26-2010, 08:54 PM
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Herk H. is forgiven cause i love him.
OK, for you I'll scream, I mean answer

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... and are you the type who yells at the jocks and calls all the horses by their numbers only or are you the quiet type (well what didja think I was talking about in the heading you pervs? )?
horses have names?
At the track, do you always hang out in the same area? Do you stay in one place or go to the paddock and the finish line, anywhere and everywhere?
all ova
Do you drink? Drink too much? Eat? Get there early for workouts and stay all day? Leave after the big race?
stay all day, eat when hungry, drink when dry, bongs with coach and princess doreen
Do you cap the night before or when you're there?
both
Do you have superstitions... a good luck charm of any kind?
ain't tellin
Are you the type who smacks the form during the races and who barks out orders to the jocks?
smack the form only if betting harness
Do you bring your kids, your significant other or go with friends? Alone?
It's better alone
How much does it annoy you when you're in line and the race is about to go off and the person in front of you has no clue what they're doing? Do you feel like you're going to have a heart attack, going to kill them, or both?
not worth getting upset about, but if you miss a winner it's time to go
When you make a great hit do you announce it to the people around you? Do you congratulate strangers if they're nearby and you know they nailed whatever race?
once walked through south Tucson after hitting a super at the dog track, best to keep quiet
Are you helpful to new-to-the-sport types or do you wish they would go the fuc* home?
I'm not weird about it
Do you tip the tellers?
if they deserve it
Do you get dressed up at all? Go to the turf club? Hang with the lowlifes? Have a table at a restaurant for the day kinda thing?
I'm no Steve Byk
Tell me what it's like when you go to the track and which track you usually go to!
someone's going to win, Oaklawn baby, something about that southern drawl.

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Old 08-27-2010, 08:01 AM
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once walked through south Tucson after hitting a super at the dog track, best to keep quiet


wow!

Do you live there now?
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