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Old 08-24-2010, 09:30 AM
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You're disturbed.
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Old 08-24-2010, 10:32 AM
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Oh really?



You, the one who skips naked through people's homes tossing about mice from your basket as you sing.....


my pus.sy is ssssssssssssssso not....my pus.sy is ssssssssssssssso not

and yours is-un' !


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha







Is this what you're saying?
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:27 AM
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I want all the lesbians to report here immediately.



It's pus.sy temperature taking time
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Old 08-24-2010, 01:19 PM
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But you don't have to.
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Old 08-24-2010, 01:33 PM
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On a haunted house tour...in the night, when it's dark.The house is...dark. The tour group is large.They stop in an upstairs hallway...no, a downstairs hallway.




No, I think the third floor hallway is best.


The tour group stops in a very dark, very third floor hallway. The tour guide says he will turn off his flashlight for 5 minutes as,at this time interval, the ghost who haunts this place is likely to appear.You and me are at the end of the group...Gooey.We look close at each other...eyeing the table stand in the hallway...the third floor one, of course.Appears to be the right height.Can we get away with it? Is it dark enough? Will the ghost come ...when we do?Is this so hot and dangerous you want to scream?









Up ya go!!
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Old 08-24-2010, 01:40 PM
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I have two spiffies 4 u at The Thistleydowns today.


Yes.




Number 2 in the 4th,Soup4Two....and number 4 in the 10th,Dave's Resurection.
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I have two spiffies 4 u at The Thistleydowns today.


Yes.




Number 2 in the 4th,Soup4Two....and number 4 in the 10th,Dave's Resurection.
Are you schorr?
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Old 08-24-2010, 03:10 PM
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so hot
so not
so loose
so tight

so aromatic
so far,yet so close
so wet
so dry

so hidden
so out there
so full
so not there

so enticing
so inhibited
so expensive
so free
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:19 PM
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You're disturbed.
I thought he was gay???
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:22 PM
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I thought he was gay???

Must I pu up with your snottinees...again!?
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:26 PM
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Must I pu up with your snottinees...again!?
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:29 PM
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kissykissykissykissy!
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:36 PM
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CatGirl...I really was kidding.



Don't go Sighty-poo on me here.
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:38 PM
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:17 PM
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CatGirl...I really was kidding.



Don't go Sighty-poo on me here.
ROR!









Sighty-Poo is a beast compared to me!


















None of us would last more than five minutes alone with her!





























Unless we were a Tootsie-Pop





























It takes too many licks to get to the end of that!
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