Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[satan's twin]

Don Cherry, of 'Hockey Night in Canada',was asked on a local live radio talk show just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but a thunderous applause from the audience.

He said, "If hooking up one raghead terrorists testicles to a car battery gets the truth out and saves just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say......Red is positive, black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet".