Leno to Return to Tonight Show?

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Rupert Pupkin

For the last several years, The Tonight Show (with Leno) was consistently beating Letterman. Now that Conan has taken over, The Tonight Show is consistently losing to Letterman by a couple of million viewers a night.

It doesn't really matter who you or I think is funnier between Jay and Conan. It matters who the millions of viewers think is funnier and the millions of viewers think Leno is funnier.

Putting a webcam on my ferrets would be a lot more fun and entertaining than those dunderheads on TV.

Letterman used to be funny, I guess, but man, he's like a broken down 8k claimer that had once run 4th in the derby.