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Old 06-09-2006, 09:30 AM
Assttodixie Assttodixie is offline
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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Hey Boss-

I've got your E-harmony ad ready to go! I did two different ones so you are going to have to tell me in which direction you want to go. The first one is a little more risque and meant for just the fun seeking lady.

WILL YOU SPIT THE BIT?

world class horseman, gambler and socialite is looking to add to his stable. Want a take a trip to barn37? Want to gamble with Michael Jordan? I just got rid off Kitty dukakis and now I need you!



or how about something a little more reserved Boss:

Gambling on Love

Hi...My name is Dixie Porter. My hobbies include training horses, playing poker and trolling internet boards. Join me and together we can rule cyberspace. You will have to share a house with a few of my imaginary internet friends named blueeyes, speedboyz and Danny. But thats okay- the more the merrier.



I dont know about you Boss, but i like the first one!
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