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Old 07-20-2009, 03:19 PM
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It would be a tough choice for me -

Be Victoria Beckham and be married to one of the hottest men in the world, but look like a total b!tch. Or be Gisele and be one of the hottest women in the world and get to dump Tom Brady.
Victoria Beckham and Gisele are equal in my eyes.. maybe mrs beckham is hotter cause she's curvier.

But you should be Gisele just so you can dump Tom. Speaking of Tom Brady.. I was watching the show "dexter" this weekend and I'm convinced Dexter and Brady are related.. they look so much alike.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:30 PM
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Victoria Beckham and Gisele are equal in my eyes.. maybe mrs beckham is hotter cause she's curvier.

But you should be Gisele just so you can dump Tom. Speaking of Tom Brady.. I was watching the show "dexter" this weekend and I'm convinced Dexter and Brady are related.. they look so much alike.
Victoria would look better with a little weight on her:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/68...0.400x354.jpeg

Ick, Dexter does look like Brady.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:59 PM
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Victoria would look better with a little weight on her:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/68...0.400x354.jpeg

Ick, Dexter does look like Brady.

omg thats disgusting... I swear I've seen pics of her where she's curvy. She needs like 400 cheeseburgers asap.
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:14 PM
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omg thats disgusting... I swear I've seen pics of her where she's curvy. She needs like 400 cheeseburgers asap.
She should have come to my ice cream sundae party last night. We got a bunch of stuff and just went nuts! Put all our different toppings in different bowls and made a "make your own sundae bar." I always overdo it though. Ended up eating 2 sundaes... 3 scoops each with vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, chocolate sprinkles, crushed up butterfingers, whip cream and walnuts. Was delicious but would have been better off stopping after the first one
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Hugh Hefner.......about 30 years ago or so, when the Playmates were hot and natural!
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:50 PM
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Hugh Hefner.......about 30 years ago or so, when the Playmates were hot and natural!
Does that mean your going to wear a ""smokin Jacket"" to the SPA ?
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Old 07-20-2009, 06:19 PM
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Does that mean your going to wear a ""smokin Jacket"" to the SPA ?
If I had one, I would
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:23 PM
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She should have come to my ice cream sundae party last night. We got a bunch of stuff and just went nuts! Put all our different toppings in different bowls and made a "make your own sundae bar." I always overdo it though. Ended up eating 2 sundaes... 3 scoops each with vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, chocolate sprinkles, crushed up butterfingers, whip cream and walnuts. Was delicious but would have been better off stopping after the first one

wow... I have pounds to lose not gain... but thats my kind of party!
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Victoria would look better with a little weight on her:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/68...0.400x354.jpeg

Ick, Dexter does look like Brady.
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Old 07-20-2009, 08:31 PM
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You like your chicks that skinny?
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I would date Tom Brady just to get closer to Randy Moss.
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Who doesn't?
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Old 07-20-2009, 10:36 PM
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:09 AM
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Who doesn't?
OK, so your paid a visit by the sex fairy and she tells you that you can have sex with either the healthy weighted Scarlet Johanson or skinny Victoria Beckham, who do you pick?
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:42 AM
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OK, so your paid a visit by the sex fairy and she tells you that you can have sex with either the healthy weighted Scarlet Johanson or skinny Victoria Beckham, who do you pick?

DrugS would just think about the two of them and fucl< his sock.
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:55 AM
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OK, so your paid a visit by the sex fairy and she tells you that you can have sex with either the healthy weighted Scarlet Johanson or skinny Victoria Beckham, who do you pick?
SJ is hotter than VB.

Weight isn't a big deal unless you get to the total extremes... but VB is hardly too skinny... especially because her skinnyness makes those big ole fake boobies of hers stand out more.
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Old 07-21-2009, 08:40 AM
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whatever floats your boat, but she looks plain ugly in that pic. needs a good 15 to 20 pounds on her.
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Old 07-20-2009, 08:20 PM
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and get rid of that soccer ball and find a Really athlete.
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