Oracle is a Coward

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

HA HA Genuine! I actually had the BIGGEST crush on C. Thomas Howell after this movie! Use to know the poem by heart. I think I just liked his name in the movie.

And who can forget his fine work in "Soul Man?" Overlooked for an Oscar, I tell ya. Hee hee hee.

Sorry about the fall from Buck! Fall or toss, which was it?

[Buffymommy]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

And who can forget his fine work in "Soul Man?" Overlooked for an Oscar, I tell ya. Hee hee hee.

Sorry about the fall from Buck! Fall or toss, which was it?

Fall. Going over a triple at the canter for the first time. First two jumps were awesome. Last one Buck took LONG and I mean so long he could have put another stride in, but decided to jump it. I lost my balance after we got over it and pulled on the reins to the opposite side of which I was falling so Buck turned that way. I even shouted to my trainer "I'M GOING!" I flew off and landed on my hip and shoulder then kinda rolled over onto all fours. I am fine though. Just sore in the shoulders and back. Buck just stopped and looked down at me as if asking "ya OK?" When my trainer walked up he looked at her like "I didn't do it". I couldn't breathe, but I found the whole thing funny. I really wish I knew what was going through Buck's head at that moment.

[Downthestretch55]

This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?

[dalakhani]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?

DTS, can you give them catchy nicknames?

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by dalakhani

DTS, can you give them catchy nicknames?

Dala,
My guess is that they've already picked them,but if they want to make any changes, they'll have to let me know before I get the posters printed.
You sound interested, Dala.
Do you want to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this opportunity?
Pay pal is for deposits only.

[dalakhani]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Dala,
My guess is that they've already picked them,but if they want to make any changes, they'll have to let me know before I get the posters printed.
You sound interested, Dala.
Do you want to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this opportunity?
Pay pal is for deposits only.

Count me in. Hey, considering you are promoting this little shindig, can i play Michael Buffer? You know- the "lets get ready to rumble guy". I have a good head of hair and this will be my chance at the big time.

Hey, considering that there are so many "mystery" brawlers, can we designate that those guys have to wear those funny wrestler's masks? Can you imagine Dutrow in tights?

[randallscott35]

Oracle -220 v. +200 Nostradamus

Oracle pickem v. Nos+his mystery brother

[dalakhani]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Oracle -220 v. +200 Nostradamus

Oracle pickem v. Nos+his mystery brother

I'll take Nostradamus being that this is in his backyard and i love a home dog.

How about this line:

Oracle+dutrow+mystery dutrow lackey pickem VS. Nostramus+albertrani+mystery brother

In a no holds barred tickle fight.

Originally Posted by dalakhani

In a no holds barred tickle fight.

Tickle fights are cruel. I made my sister pee in her pants.

[2MinsToPost]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?

wayne i am rollin. by the way is stevie ok?

How about the whole experimental Nostra group vs a pack of girl scouts?
girl scouts -330
nostra experimental group + 350

[2MinsToPost]

i dig e shue but who can not dig a jolie's lips and legs? my future ex wife then i wake up and realize that i am not in bed with her

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost

i dig e shue but who can not dig a jolie's lips and legs? my future ex wife then i wake up and realize that i am not in bed with her

"My future ex-wife"...now I've heard it all!
Don't book the church or the caterers.
We might be able to fit you two on the undercard...unless the girl scouts get carried away.

Masks are extra, ring girl jobs still available, hot magenta speedos on order.
And the "full head of hair" guy can have the microphone, but he must take deep breaths from the helium balloon before every sentence.

oracle is a first class coward, dont waste your time on him, he backs out at the last minute, and a hangnail would send him screaming to his mothers skirt

Originally Posted by ladbroke drc

oracle is a first class coward, dont waste your time on him, he backs out at the last minute, and a hangnail would send him screaming to his mothers skirt

Thanks Troll, I appreciate your opinions!! LOL!!

[repent]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?

lmao,
absolutely right.
Ive been laughing while reading the entire course of this thread.
couple of questions.
who the hell is nostradamus?
should I know him from the ESPN board?

and did I read right that ateam has the power to lock threads?
lmao, the kid is a moderator?
awesome.

hey ateam,
who was the guy that you were going to meet at the subway station to fight?
was it devilfish?
did you ever kick his as*?
lmao, those were some great threads over at ESPN.


Repent

The funniest post ever was Repent admitting to the politically motivated slaying of Democratic aquarium fish. Holy God I will never forget that one.

[repent]

Originally Posted by pgardn

The funniest post ever was Repent admitting to the politically motivated slaying of Democratic aquarium fish. Holy God I will never forget that one.

lol,
hey teach.
good to hear from you.

yeah, I dont like liberals or their aquatic animals.

I ran into a dude I went to hs with about a month ago and he asked me about that.
just told him I did what had to be done.


Repent

[Assttodixie]

Originally Posted by Dixie Porter

WRONG.........

The FUNNIEST posts were in the fupeg/repent wars and repent's post to Lady Tak. They're in a time capsule.

Hey repent,

Just wanted to let you know "Assttodixie" is fupeg. The broad never gives up. Usually after you get hit in the head enough times you put on a helmet.

Boss, its me- Bruce. Why do you keep referring to this other person. Why do you keep hitting people in the head. For Pete's sake- youre eighty years old!

[skippy3481]

I'm calling book rights on this thread. This is absolute comedy.