Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[satan's twin]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids".
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and asks, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery?"
She looked into his eyes and said calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher".