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[GBBob]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

Notice to All Employees

As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into office, our company will install a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a “fair shake.”

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are “too busy for overtime” to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as “the government.” We will not participate in this “pooling” experience because the law doesn't apply to us.

4. The “government” will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to continue to work hard “for the good of all.”

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's “good to spread the wealth.” Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more “patriotic.”

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!

If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.


obama/hussian

OK Comrade Matt..

[The Bid]

Sounds like socialism

[geeker2]

Let's not forget the Free Beer!

Attachment 1060

[Antitrust32]

TIPS ON WHAT TO DO WITH THE WAITER'S TIP?
And finally, from Ray T., a "lesson" in wealth redistribution:
"In a local restaurant my server had on a 'Obama 08' tie...When the bill came, I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I've decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.
At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient needed the money more.
I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application."

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

TIPS ON WHAT TO DO WITH THE WAITER'S TIP?
And finally, from Ray T., a "lesson" in wealth redistribution:
"In a local restaurant my server had on a 'Obama 08' tie...When the bill came, I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I've decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.
At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient needed the money more.
I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application."

Some other liar published that in the Tribune under letters to the Editor yesterday as his own..Desperate times must call for desperate measures

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by GBBob

Some other liar published that in the Tribune under letters to the Editor yesterday as his own..Desperate times must call for desperate measures

LOL I had this in my email inbox this morning.

I really dont believe Obama and his tax thingy is as extreme as these emails make them out to be, but they are still funny.

I still believe that McCain is the best candidate (Obama could be okay with more experience-eventho I'd still vote for a conservative). But I've basically conceeded (sp?) that Obama will win, and I'm not going to be a hater, I'll give him my support if he wins and hope he does right with this country.

But hey... If Philadelphia can win a major sports championship, well that gives me small hope for a McCain upset LOL

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

LOL I had this in my email inbox this morning.

I really dont believe Obama and his tax thingy is as extreme as these emails make them out to be, but they are still funny.

I still believe that McCain is the best candidate (Obama could be okay with more experience-eventho I'd still vote for a conservative). But I've basically conceeded (sp?) that Obama will win, and I'm not going to be a hater, I'll give him my support if he wins and hope he does right with this country.

But hey... If Philadelphia can win a major sports championship, well that gives me small hope for a McCain upset LOL

Being a Dem is like being a Cubs fan..no matter how good things look, they still manage to f*ck it up..Thta's why I still have no confidence that Barack will win...something crazy is going to happen

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by The Bid

Sounds like socialism

Sounds like desperate hyperbole etc. Wise Mr. Conservativo say: "If all else fails, just lie."

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by The Bid

Sounds like socialism

Pretty much.....we'll see if we're better off four years from now somehow I think things won't be much different, not better for sure.

[ateamstupid]

I know these e-mails are in jest (sort of), but I have to say this one last thing before Election Day.

Regardless of what happens on Tuesday, if you truly, in your heart, believe this totally baseless nonsensical "Obama is a socialist" scare tactic, you're a ****ing dipshit moron assholeface and you're far too stupid to be engaging in political discussion. There's criticism and then there's complete and utter hysteria.

That's it. I'm done. Carry on giving inexplicable credence to the ignorant hate monger du jour (J the P, Palin, etc.).

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

I know these e-mails are in jest (sort of), but I have to say this one last thing before Election Day.

Regardless of what happens on Tuesday, if you truly, in your heart, believe this totally baseless nonsensical "Obama is a socialist" scare tactic, you're a ****ing dipshit moron assholeface and you're far too stupid to be engaging in political discussion. There's criticism and then there's complete and utter hysteria.
That's it. I'm done. Carry on giving inexplicable credence to the ignorant hate monger du jour (J the P, Palin, etc.).

you're right. the sky is falling mentality from either side, when talking about the opposition, is absolutely ridiculous.
and i also saw a headline yesterday that said 23% of texans think obama is a muslim. those emails can be so attractive to some.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

I know these e-mails are in jest (sort of), but I have to say this one last thing before Election Day.

Regardless of what happens on Tuesday, if you truly, in your heart, believe this totally baseless nonsensical "Obama is a socialist" scare tactic, you're a ****ing dipshit moron assholeface and you're far too stupid to be engaging in political discussion. There's criticism and then there's complete and utter hysteria.

That's it. I'm done. Carry on giving inexplicable credence to the ignorant hate monger du jour (J the P, Palin, etc.).

relax.

all you're hearing is the noise political movement's that are bereft of idea's make. the more hysterical the tone, the better if you're on the other side.

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You're right, but have you been over to PA lately?

They're having a field day with this birth certificate nonsense. Apparently, people are supposed to believe that Obama got to this point in his career, a few days from possibly becoming president and where he was born has never been authenticated. I used to have a lot of respect for McCain. What we've seen out of him in the last few weeks has been disgraceful at best.

I'm a lurker on PA because I'd probably get tossed by that pschotic moderator if I ever posted, but that is truly a scary place. I don't mind hearing the other view points and arguing a bit, but man...those guys make Rush Limbaugh look like Jimmy Carter.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You're right, but have you been over to PA lately?

They're having a field day with this birth certificate nonsense. Apparently, people are supposed to believe that Obama got to this point in his career, a few days from possibly becoming president and where he was born has never been authenticated. I used to have a lot of respect for McCain. What we've seen out of him in the last few weeks has been disgraceful at best.

He's trying to pick out n' collect the white trash( just like kids gunna be isolating chocolate from hard candy, tonite.) His campaign is counting on there being a lot of white trash in Ohio and Pennsylvania.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You're right, but have you been over to PA lately?

They're having a field day with this birth certificate nonsense. Apparently, people are supposed to believe that Obama got to this point in his career, a few days from possibly becoming president and where he was born has never been authenticated. I used to have a lot of respect for McCain. What we've seen out of him in the last few weeks has been disgraceful at best.

i read about the birth certificate conspiracy a few weeks ago--apparently a guy even filed suit over it...ridiculous!

[geeker2]

Geeez..let's not forget the radical left (that would be msnbc) was claiming that McCain could not be President for a similar reason.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23415028/


KOOKS on all sides!

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You're right, but have you been over to PA lately?

They're having a field day with this birth certificate nonsense. Apparently, people are supposed to believe that Obama got to this point in his career, a few days from possibly becoming president and where he was born has never been authenticated. I used to have a lot of respect for McCain. What we've seen out of him in the last few weeks has been disgraceful at best.

like bob, i lurk there all the time.

the limbaugh dittoheads only want to chatter among themselves.

that's okay with me. the more they reinforce each other's retarded opinions, the less likely they ever come up with anything that connects outside the looney bin.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Haven't heard much about the candidates taste in music, but unnamed sources say Sarah has a favorite music video:

http://shock.military.com/Shock/vide...08&ESRC=dod.nl

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You're right, but have you been over to PA lately?

They're having a field day with this birth certificate nonsense. Apparently, people are supposed to believe that Obama got to this point in his career, a few days from possibly becoming president and where he was born has never been authenticated. I used to have a lot of respect for McCain. What we've seen out of him in the last few weeks has been disgraceful at best.

what caused you to lose respect for McCain? he has said nothing about BO's birth certificate authenticity.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

The way he has handled his campaign?

The way he acted like a psycho at the last debate?

The fact that he's more interested in trying to disparage Obama, instead of convincing people why he should be president?


He, and the rest of his supporters have completely lost it. I can understand desperation, but come on already.

I think he tolerates nutjobs way too much. This plumber guy said a vote for Obama would be a vote for the the end of Israel. After that, how can Johnboy put that guy at the podium of his rally? That's bizarre.