Derby Trail Mysteries

[Mortimer]

Okay, a few questions that i have that i need answered. Please help:

I admire your lack of self respect--by the way.

1. Who is Kentuckyrosesinmay and why do people keep posting her picture and quotes by her?

She was a kineiving little b!tch who would fucl< a rooster if it gained her anything.She posted up so many photos of her collapsible body it is funny..and she was the source of everything ridiculous.

2. Who came up with "i laughed" and "i hurled"?

I furrowed.

3. Who is Baletto? What is his/her significance?

I hurled.

4. What is up with the picture of the guy in the glasses that Coach kept putting up a few months ago? What am i missing?

It merely says..."Oh--really. ..mm-hmm...that's nice....yes...interesting ( You're boring me into a stone with your sequential bullsh!t.)The nincompoop in the background challenged by a pen and a leather bill holder is Dimmy.You only miss the ability to put yourself in someone else's place.

5. Why is Mortimer not allowed to post in the racing section?

Because Steve is jealous of me.

6. Who is thebby?

Steve's FetchGirl.