Is This Finally The End Of Giacomo Goo-Gooism?

Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite

Ahh ... I see you didn't know ... that on Kentucky Derby day last year ... I was overseas on a secret mission ... dedicating myself to its success ... and succeeding brilliantly.

I gladly took on this burden for the sake of all my fellow men and women.

Don't you feel bad now ... I mean really, really bad?

Hey everyone Bold Brooklynite goes on secret overseas missions.

Hot damn I spilled. OK what do we do now? Do I shoot myself, or do you shoot me, or do we try and kill each other simultaneously? I'll check my secret decoder ring I received in my Oatmeal. Hell of a plan you putting that Oatmeal box in just the right spot in the grocery bossman.