"In The Spotlight" with Dr. SwineSmeller

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8/13/08 Racing Coast to Coast with Dr. SwineSmeller
Arlington Park, Race 8, post 4:45 Central Time

News Bulletin:
At the Kennedy Space Center, scientists believe they have perfected a secret missle project codenamed Nasa Slew. NASA is reporting that daredevil rocketeer Jessie Campbell has bravely volunteered to duct tape himself to the newly refined missle, and he will attempt to be launched into outer space from a pad in Arlington Heights, Illinois. Should the #5 Nasa Slew missle indeed obtain orbit, it will be a first, as in four earlier test fires, only once has the missle actually fired. The other three times it just blew up on the pad. Odds makers are giving 8/1 that the Nasa Slew missle just blows up again. A prayer service for Jesse has been scheduled to coincide with today's launch.

I have $40 that says the Nasa Slew project Wins today. Go Baby Go!!