On advice of counsel I plead the 5th, babe.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

It would be nice if Congress stopped wasting time and taxpayer money and started holding hearings that will better the people of this country and our future generations.

The House Subcommittee should hold a hearing titled "DrugS breeding breakdowns: The State of DrugS sex life and the welfare he needs to better it."

They can debate about how to best invest hundreds of millions with the ultimate goal of me fathering tens of thousands.