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Old 05-29-2008, 11:13 PM
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Hewo.

I would wike to twy it:







Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy was also asked if he was going to do a Belmonts Analysis and was informed that if he did this and went on to make fun of the horseys and jockeys during his analysis in any way shape or form that other riders in the Belmonts would consider getting the owners and officials together and change the names of the horseys and jockeys so as to make him look stupid and completely inept in his analysis. He was reminded that some people accused riders of doing this exact same thing in the past to Stevie Hasbeen and Mike "The Exterminater " Welsch as well as other unnamed , so called Stevie Byks....we mean handicappers..

“I don’t believe anyone would do something like that,” he said. “If they did, they might get so confused by their own petty,cheap shot, friggin dumb azz ,sissy retributive stunt that first place may well be awarded to a suicide rider like Caulky Nutkatani on top of a horsey like Penis of Cork for which I would vaprorize their behinds ,stick them in The Secret Garden and let GF Pan rip-rip...shred-shred until there was so little left of the sunnyb!tches that even BrownSugar couldn't use them in her DeathNotices Thread....of course I would wait to do all this -------- after the race."
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:26 PM
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And I am only 5 yeas owed...I have no cweative whiting twaining at all.




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Old 05-29-2008, 11:28 PM
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How bout a hand fo da suit?
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:29 PM
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Mizz BwonSooger....wiw you pway with me?
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:29 PM
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That post left me speechless...........
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:32 PM
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That post left me speechless...........

Oh sorry my mistake...my head exploded
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:40 PM
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Oh.



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Old 05-31-2008, 05:55 PM
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Old 05-31-2008, 06:09 PM
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