The Secret Garden

[FGFan]

Pounce


Rip Rip

Shred Shred

Spewh.....


Burp...

[Mortimer]

EAUXH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















rule-eng un ze flour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

Pounce


Rip Rip

Shred Shred

Spewh.....


Burp...

Oh mine God.



"Rip-Rip....Shred-Shred"









ror!!!!







HIGHLY AMUSING!!

[FGFan]

Oh, that was you Morty?

I didn't see I just pounced, thought you were a PETA person.

May I offer to bandage you up now and put all the pieces back together again?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

Oh, that was you Morty?

I didn't see I just pounced, thought you were a PETA person.

May I offer to bandage you up now and put all the pieces back together again?

The HORROR.




Please...fix your IPP (Identification Predator or Prey).


Yes ma'am...that would be swell....but handle me carefully and with love as I have very thenthitive thkin....don't ya know.

[Mortimer]

( I'm setting a trap for TP Fan.......fresh field mouse kill....let's see if she takes the bait....if she dnoes..........GUESS WHO'S GONNA GET IT!?.........should be fun )

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

( I'm setting a trap for TP Fan.......fresh field mouse kill....let's see if she takes the bait....if she dnoes..........GUESS WHO'S GONNA GET IT!?.........should be fun )

Yummy...I like field mice...I think I should pounce on this morsel.







Oh wait, did Macadamia set a trap !!!!!

Stopped in mid-air like the acrobatic leopard I am.

I must resist, I must resist, I must resist........

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

Yummy...I like field mice...I think I should pounce on this morsel.







Oh wait, did Macadamia set a trap !!!!!

Stopped in mid-air like the acrobatic leopard I am.

I must resist, I must resist, I must resist........

Too late......ya took the bait.....and know I don't munch...but apply the crunch...


HA-HA

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

The HORROR.
Please...fix your IPP (Identification Predator or Prey).
Yes ma'am...that would be swell....but handle me carefully and with love as I have very thenthitive thkin....don't ya know.

What....



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[Mortimer]

HELLO DAHLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















RIP-RIP!!!



SHRED-SHRED!!



SLICE-SLICE!!



















HA-HA





HA





HA-HA!

[Mortimer]

I can't believe she fell for the old fresh field mouse kill off the trail ploy.