Frank's Energy Drink vs Dutrow Juice

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And who could ever forget this heart stabber by Billy Rayburn IncomeTax ReturnCheck:




yew don't swallers








ooooh baby...yew git on over here

yew let yer man give yew some lovin'

brang yew a case a beer

yew know'd ah was not funin'





that night whan ah told you hold tight

and yer tits met mah face

ah got me one big ol' woody

yew know what tew dew now














I have to stop with the country love songs.......my heart is floating.