The Official Let's Cheer Up GPK Thread!

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

7. A riddle for you to ponder.....

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?

Can someone do #8? Thanks!

answer to 7? what I wish you were wearing

8....(at bar)
Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by BellamyRd.

answer to 7? what I wish you were wearing

8....(at bar)
Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

I'm afraid I need to punish you. I almost added a line about not giving him the answer but thought nah..... no one will.

Naughty!

Oh crap, now i need to think of something else. Ummm.....

#9. Here's a limerick.

The members of Derby Trail panel
think it's too hot for jammies of flannel
Take them off, take a pill,
get in bed, try to chill
and daydream about English Channel.

[Downthestretch55]

When you go to the track,
You can never look back.
So ahead Miss Storm Cat
Still teasing with "chat".
Kev nods his head, "Oh, what the fack?'

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

When you go to the track,
You can never look back.
So ahead Miss Storm Cat
Still teasing with "chat".
Kev nods his head, "Oh, what the fack?'

Very nice!

#11..... a photo. It's a love story.
http://www.suprmchaos.com/joe-pesci_122803.jpg

[Downthestretch55]

Kev never said he could ride, but he sure looks good in those silks.
Hope he enjoyed the "congrats" as much as the smile on his face indicates.
Keep riding 'em Kev. You handsome hombre!
The rewards are worth it.
Feel the love.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Kev never said he could ride, but he sure looks good in those silks.
Hope he enjoyed the "congrats" as much as the smile on his face indicates.
Keep riding 'em Kev. You handsome hombre!
The rewards are worth it.
Feel the love.

Again, very nice and that counts as #12.

I don't know if we can make it to 101 so why don't we just go for 20? Is that enough to cheer him up or distract him? God i hope so! I'm running out of ideas here.

For #13? How many horses have their own theme song? Well this one does. Hooray!

Click on the English version..... or the other, if you want.

The incomparable, the gallant, the brilliant, the beloved..... I give you Mr. Silent Witness, Esquire.

http://www.silentwitness.com.hk/engl...5_showcase.asp

[my miss storm cat]

14. Culture time!!!

Pick your favorite artist out of the three runners up!

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2268