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08-05-2006, 01:12 PM
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6. How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door. 
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08-05-2006, 02:57 PM
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7. A riddle for you to ponder.....
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die? Can someone do #8? Thanks!
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08-05-2006, 03:13 PM
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Quote:
 8....(at bar) Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?" Woman: "No, what does it do?" Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear." Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing underwear!" Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."
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#4
08-05-2006, 03:21 PM
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I almost added a line about not giving him the answer but thought nah..... no one will. Naughty!  Oh crap, now i need to think of something else. Ummm..... #9. Here's a limerick. The members of Derby Trail panel think it's too hot for jammies of flannel Take them off, take a pill, get in bed, try to chill and daydream about English Channel.
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#5
08-05-2006, 03:48 PM
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When you go to the track,
You can never look back. So ahead Miss Storm Cat Still teasing with "chat". Kev nods his head, "Oh, what the fack?'
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#6
08-05-2006, 06:55 PM
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#11..... a photo. It's a love story. http://www.suprmchaos.com/joe-pesci_122803.jpg
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#7
08-05-2006, 07:18 PM
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Kev never said he could ride, but he sure looks good in those silks.
Hope he enjoyed the "congrats" as much as the smile on his face indicates. Keep riding 'em Kev. You handsome hombre! The rewards are worth it. Feel the love.
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