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Originally Posted by SentToStud

rich kids, go figure
I remember spaghetti and ketchup.

Sizzler all you can eat ribs.

Pull on em with your teeth like a bow string
while holding both ends of the rib bone, and
they slap you back in the face when you lose
grasp of the greasy bas tards.

A virtual foodfight with yourself.

I will never forget that stuff fermenting
for about a week in my gut. Throbbing gristle.
College is a place to learn about projectile
vomitting. Food poisoning lowers the grocery
bill.