Hillary Clinton hanging out at Saratoga today

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Originally Posted by somerfrost

I agree...we still have a long way to go to get to sexual equality...these comments are funny...the first six million times you hear them but really...get some new material! I'm glad I didn't have to go through life being judged on my looks and I suspect a lot of folks taking shots at Hillary would be sleeping in a cardboard box if similarly judged!

Thanks Somer! But okay, here is my one Hillary joke, told to me by my aunt, who works in Washington:

Hillary and Bill were driving through Hillary's hometown and stopped to fill the gas tank. A man about their age came out to pump the gas and said, "Hi, Hillary! Long time no see!" She and he chatted for awhile, and after the tank was filled and Hillary and Bill drove off, Bill said, "So, honey, who was that?" And Hillary said, "Oh, I used to date him in high school." And Bill said, "Just think, sweetheart, if you'd married him you'd be working at the gas station." And Hillary responded, "No dear; if I'd married him, HE'D be President."