This guy is going to be richer than Bill Gates...

[witchdoctor]

There was an episode of Mythbusters where they looked at the fastest way to cool down beer. The fastest was to use a CO2 fire extinguisher. The second fastest was to put the beer in a salt and ice bath(like used in making homemade ice cream). This was almost as fast as the fire extinguisher and faster then straight ice or the fridge.