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Old 10-24-2007, 06:47 PM
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" Why are all the jockeys so small?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:50 PM
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" I think Pat Day was chosen to sing Far ,Far Away this year."
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:51 PM
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" Will my umbrella insurance be required if it rains Friday? Do they steal umbrellas at Mamouth?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:52 PM
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" Why does Dannie like female boo-bees?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:53 PM
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" I have to go to the hardware store now for a red bush.Thank you all for your help."
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:53 PM
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"Will Coke Zero be available at Monmouth?"
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"I'll be in the clubhouse on Saturday. Do they serve Gabagool?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:02 PM
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"Hi, the name is Teddy. I'm looking for a bbw that's into horses."
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