Help Us Come up with the best Lost in the fog excuses

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite

Ummm ... like because you never really can like know fer shur when a horse isn't himself ... because like I heard that horses don't like to talk about themselves ... like they're really introspective ... and they like have this thing where they keep everything bottled up inside ... and you can't get them to share their feelings ... and it's really like sad because they're so caring and sensitive ... and you like want to just give them a hug and say, "Hello ... I know you don't want to discuss this ... and believe me I've been there myself" ... and you just kind of sit there and wonder like, "Hello ... is this horse really hurting ... is this horse like really wanting to say something?" ... and all you can do is wonder?

Like ... is that what you mean?

You're a first rate idiot. Like... how is that for you?