What Mortimer Did For Me

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Gee.



Didn't know he had his own private nurse.

Excuse me ever so much.

Of course my array of severely broken bones is no big deal.

I thought you were dead? I can't assist the deceased.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I thought you were dead? I can't assist the deceased.

Oh well excuuuuuse ME.


I thought as a MortimerFriend I might be rated the same priviledges.








But I guess not.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh well excuuuuuse ME.


I thought as a MortimerFriend I might be rated the same priviledges.








But I guess not.

Friends of predators do not rate with the true predator.

[Antitrust32]

for Espar Igus 3 dolla

For Morty Fiddy sense

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

for Espar Igus 3 dolla

For Morty Fiddy sense

ror!!






3 dollah???






How bout one dollah fo shot time?

[Mortimer]

I thnk FriendEsparIgus should leave.



I might have been able to help reanimate Mortimer...but thanks to DebODeb that's not going to happen.







She doesn't want to raise him.







Back from the dead is what I meant of course.










I'm just tired of you people making it sound like I am putting something between the le...LINES!

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c0_1187906928

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I thnk FriendEsparIgus should leave.



I might have been able to help reanimate Mortimer...but thanks to DebODeb that's not going to happen.







She doesn't want to raise him.







Back from the dead is what I meant of course.










I'm just tired of you people making it sound like I am putting something between the le...LINES!

I thought you were repossessing? Now you're re-animating? Is this going to turn out like "Pet Cemetary"? A lurching, drooling Morty would not be pretty!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Friends of predators do not rate with the true predator.

Oh.






What if it is found to be that if I was poured on Mortimers body it would be him back to life?


I meant bring...not be.

[Mortimer]

Sort of like Popeye and spinach.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh.






What if it is found to be that if I was poured on Mortimers body it would be him back to life?

Ah! A repossession! I think I saw that in a movie once.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Ah! A repossession! I think I saw that in a movie once.

That is your answer!?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

That is your answer!?

I would have to see the finished product before I pass my judgement.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I thought you were dead? I can't assist the deceased.

Where does she get that!?