Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Mortimer]

Phooey.




I can't sleep.

Can anyone anyone help?

MonkeyFace KGB .007 ....are you there?



He always makes me doze off.

Dillinger does ,too.

If they both came in here right now it would be like double feature night at the slumber center.



Boozing gelfers.

What could more snoozeable?

I'll bet they have fat bellies,too.





Nuts..this is awful.







What is dumber than this? :












I don't think anything is.



In fact when I see that I do this :














Brother.
















All right...I'll see what I can do about getting to sleepy-poo now.

[Mortimer]

I reread a few of MonkeyFace KGB.007's posts.




It still isn't helping.

If that doesn't do it...I am doomed.Maybe I won't get any sleep tonight.That wouldn't be good.Maybe I'll try to get to 4000 posts tonight.....what a ChattyKathy am I.








Hey!.....I'm Thebby's pet!! Ya see that ?

Isn't that great?

I can do anything I want to....and I will receive no punishment.Ya gotta hate me.In fact what I thought was hilarious was when I vaporized yon Dillinger and the snot face went whimpering out of here with the remark...' And you will be gone from even theese 3 rooms...'









Hey guess what you hack?












ror!





Oh my...I have to admit I enjoy myself almost as much as PrinthethDoreen enjoys me.Where is that old barracuda anyways? I think MonkeyFace KGB .007 is getting next to her.



OK...maybe now I'll try it again.

[Mortimer]

Do ya think KGB .007 and Dillinger are gay??




The thought just hit me.

I mean..that's fine...I have nothing against gay people at all....but the idea seems to be a bit odd to me.Other than that...these two can kiss each other in public all they want. Hey...it's no skin off my nose.








Do you think their noses have skin?





I'll bet they don't.








I can sign on so that I do see the JoeyNoShoes abortion.

I mean journal.


Although I can't post smartly in it.




What is this guy....a junior science fiction writer?




But wouldn't you know it....yon Dillinger and MonkeyFace seem to love him.











Say.....


...are you thinking what I'm thinking?????















Oh my God.




ror!!








It's a threesome!!









GOO-FOO!











But let's not out them.

Wouldn't be right.

Gay people have the right to not tell.




I'm sure that's why these 3 aren't telling.








Like no one knows.







I mean...who do they think they're kidding here?






Maybe now I am tired enough to sleep....wish me luck!

[Mortimer]

What's that one guy's name...J-man?

Something like that.





I think he might be gay as well.






Now it would stand to reason that the other happy people know this.So the gay can play all day as a foursome.

I'll bet I'm right.



CM Oreo I'm pretty sure is gay.

But I don't think the other 4 know that.

Don't tell them.







You know who else I think is gay?









TwoMinutesToToast.








Oh I'm kidding.


But I do think he is from Mars.





Yes I do.










And I think Dimmy is a trained frog.






Ach!....I'm sure I can sleep now.

Upon hearing the news of my fellow forumites I immediately changed my avatar to one that shows my moral support to teh geighs.


I mean homos


Err I mean homosexuals.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Upon hearing the news of my fellow forumites I immediately changed my avatar to one that shows my moral support to teh geighs.


I mean homos


Err I mean homosexuals.

ror!


That's him!!!





That's MonkeyFace KGB .007!!!




That's too funny...and I still can't sleep.

I hope all of you sleepers are happy.

[Mortimer]

I think the problem is my dream scenario.....I'm afraid of ghosts.




What I will do now is change to a dream scenario of sleeping.I will dream about myself sleeping.

I don't know why I didn't think of that sooner.






g'night everybody!!