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Old 08-07-2007, 11:22 AM
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CapperZeke!


Great seeing you again ,sir.

I'm afraid only the frumpy tracks are running today.







What happened to LateFires?
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:28 AM
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CapperZeke!


Great seeing you again ,sir.

I'm afraid only the frumpy tracks are running today.







What happened to LateFires?
I don't know about LateFires.


Perhaps he/she was scared off last week.



The miniskirt thing and all.



It's getting humid again.
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:41 AM
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ror!!


And DebODeb isn't even here.





She's very attractive...don't ya think?

I hope KGB .007 is striking out faster than the Indians are.
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Old 08-07-2007, 12:00 PM
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ror!!


And DebODeb isn't even here.





She's very attractive...don't ya think?

I hope KGB .007 is striking out faster than the Indians are.

I'm afraid I don't know DebODeb.



You know spelled backwards it's BedOBed.



KGB .007 might be rounding third and heading home.



The third base coach is waving him in.




I hear a BeeGee tune in the distance.





Oh, goodness.





I'm leaking.








Jungle again, don't ya know.
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Old 08-07-2007, 12:06 PM
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ror!!




GOO-FOO!!







HIGHLY AMUSING SIR!






But please....I did kind of start it,but never cheapen Debbie...I know you were being amusing..it's my fault ...really.





And funny as it was......I gag about the rounding 3rd.


I will hack to him to death before he even sniffs 1st base.
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Old 08-07-2007, 12:15 PM
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So sorry, I didn't mean to offend.



I feel bad now.



I must exit in shame and kick myself out of this room.



Let me know when I can return.



I'll be in Cuba.
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Old 08-07-2007, 12:43 PM
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ror!

No.no...please return.



You couldn't have known as you are not familiar with the Forest Princess' postings here....and like I said I misled you with my stupid remark.



But you can say anything you want about GenuineCrazyLady.





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Old 08-08-2007, 12:36 PM
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CapperZeke!


Great seeing you again ,sir.

I'm afraid only the frumpy tracks are running today.







What happened to LateFires?
MORTY!

Too kind of you to inquire about my whereabouts.

I took a sabbatical to ponder that age old question:



What is worse: a gelfer, or a boozehound?

Finding no easy answers, I thought I would return.

I see that my pleas to the man upstairs (Steve) have not worked and you are still locked in these rooms. Phooey.
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:44 PM
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MORTY!

Too kind of you to inquire about my whereabouts.

I took a sabbatical to ponder that age old question:



What is worse: a gelfer, or a boozehound?

Finding no easy answers, I thought I would return.

I see that my pleas to the man upstairs (Steve) have not worked and you are still locked in these rooms. Phooey.

!!!!




My good friend!

Fine and HIGHLY amusing work ,sir.

Stay with us now....there may be a HUGE ZC coming up in that Arlington Secretariat this Saturday.There may be more excitement here than there was for Sumwunsdonkey last race.




Yes..I am still in bondage.


Double phooey.
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:53 PM
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My good friend!

Fine and HIGHLY amusing work ,sir.

Stay with us now....there may be a HUGE ZC coming up in that Arlington Secretariat this Saturday.There may be more excitement here than there was for Sumwunsdonkey last race.




Yes..I am still in bondage.


Double phooey.


I will stay tuned.

Since I am not far from Arlington, I can say that this is the most exciting news to hit the Chicagoland area since Sumwonbeatsme graced the polytrack.

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Old 08-08-2007, 01:01 PM
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I will stay tuned.

Since I am not far from Arlington, I can say that this is the most exciting news to hit the Chicagoland area since Sumwonbeatsme graced the polytrack.



Behold.



Do you see this fellow bud boardies....I mean board buddies?

He paints as does the symphony player.

Yet he does not steel as Bach took from ProcolHarum.







For there is no reason as the truth is plane to see.

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Old 08-08-2007, 01:13 PM
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Behold.



Do you see this fellow bud boardies....I mean board buddies?

He paints as does the symphony player.

Yet he does not steel as Bach took from ProcolHarum.







For there is no reason as he truth is plane to see.
ror!

OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO

Your post has not turned me a whiter shade of pale, but rather pink from embarassment.



Too kind, sir.
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Old 08-08-2007, 01:24 PM
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Oh forget it.






Great knowing you have depth.

Some here merely skim the water.



Oh.

CapperZeke beat me like a drum at poker last night....I taught him too well.

He pulled the 3 pair trick on me.






As you know....


...I really hate when that happens.
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:07 PM
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I think last night was to end it here for me.

Dave's bright idea made me forget.

(Oh...Dave...the other idea is back on.)




Anyhooo.......I'm thinking the last broadcast will be live and direct from the smelley ol' varmint grounds of Sara's Toga.


Any TrueSwine wishing to challenge me in person will be destroyed.

This includes you HickoryDickoryValley..Hill...whatever.
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