Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Mortimer]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD





morningsportyfans!!!!




ror!

Ya gotta love me.






Anyhooo.....the FOD landing field is closed.I guess RipVanArty forgot to open it up.I had to return last night.I am very proud to say I refrained from posting here.



It wasn't easy.




But I do wish to let my bud boardies...I mean board buddies....know why I am not there.



I could take this opportunity to attack TrueSwine....but I remain strong.I will not be doing so.It's a waste of oink....I mean ink anyway.


But again thanks to Drugess,Hossy,Pillow and all of you for the futile effort here.It would appear even prodding from the Forest Princess Deb will not work.


But let me mention to those who seem to hate the very space I do not type on..stop your filthy lies.I have performed Horsey Talk. I did break down the triple crown for you....I did post winners in my fine Thistleydowns thead....I even helped out a strange creature asking for Belmont winners and gave him the winner in the 7th that day....which was 4...of course. My good friend CapperZeke bore witness to that.



So when you spew on about me....at least make your accusations true.


Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.






ROR!!



Kidding kidding!!




I'm such a dickens.






No...they would be Debbie and Thebby.

Buckwheat would say .." 'ebbie an 'ebby!"

It is the very least I could do to honor such admirable examples of fine American thudder rudders.





And even though almost no one will get what that meant.....



....I have ,once again, embarrassed myself.



Very much so!














I must hide.