Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

morty get your ass home and answer me!

rule-eng en leff-eng!!!



Oh geez..that was HIGHLY AMUSING ma'am!!









Oh all right.

[SniperSB23]

Personally I think Portly can be enjoyable in Esoteric. I think the only time he gets on people's nerves is when he goes into the Paddock and starts taking over threads. So with the utmost respect for his Esoteric nature I have to say that in terms of Portly getting in the Paddock I have to give it a big FUCl< YOU.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Personally I think Portly can be enjoyable in Esoteric. I think the only time he gets on people's nerves is when he goes into the Paddock and starts taking over threads. So with the utmost respect for his Esoteric nature I have to say that in terms of Portly getting in the Paddock I have to give it a big FUCl< YOU.

oh that gets negative pies my man



but, it was highly amusing!!

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

oh that gets negative pies my man



but, it was highly amusing!!

I'll make it up to you when we go find some girls at Gaffney's some night this meet.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

I'll make it up to you when we go find some girls at Gaffney's some night this meet.

sounds good man!



















One more vote for Morty

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Personally I think Portly can be enjoyable in Esoteric. I think the only time he gets on people's nerves is when he goes into the Paddock and starts taking over threads. So with the utmost respect for his Esoteric nature I have to say that in terms of Portly getting in the Paddock I have to give it a big FUCl< YOU.

Exactly.

And I think Antitrust and Morton need to have offspring together. One or both are in heat.

check that... no offspring.

Someone get these two together and let them have their way with each other. I can feel the passion thru my screen and I may vomit.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Exactly.

And I think Antitrust and Morton need to have offspring together. One or both are in heat.

check that... no offspring.

Someone get these two together and let them have their way with each other. I can feel the passion thru my screen and I may vomit.

You MAY vomit???




Well what is it you have been doing for the past several months???


Leave him...I mean her alone.She's a smart girl and pretty girl.






I guess you just pick out the dumb ones in your physics class.

Can't wait for September....aye?

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

I guess you just pick out the dumb ones in your physics class.

Can't wait for September....aye?

August.
I am a kind, compassionate person.

And the amount of attention necessary to keep some occupied cannot be described with the language of math. What is your suggestion? (softball lofted to batter, Morton W. Featherman, can he make contact?)

[Mortimer]

Softball is for weenies.

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Softball is for weenies.

whiff...

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Exactly.

And I think Antitrust and Morton need to have offspring together. One or both are in heat.

check that... no offspring.

Someone get these two together and let them have their way with each other. I can feel the passion thru my screen and I may vomit.

GFY

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

GFY

Yes I am GooFY.

Ooooo.
That was not very ladylike.
Sorry to offend your delicate nature.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Yes I am GooFY.

Ooooo.
That was not very ladylike.
Sorry to offend your delicate nature.

You're welcome.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Tell him!











But I must ask you,












My little buttercup Uncly Trust,














Would you like to be the cheese in the middle of a DrugS and Mortimer sandwhich?

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Tell him!
But I must ask you,

My little buttercup Uncly Trust,

Would you like to be the cheese in the middle of a DrugS and Mortimer sandwhich?

I am feeling very queasy.
This could bring on projectile vomitting.

[Mortimer]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD





morningsportyfans!!!!




ror!

Ya gotta love me.






Anyhooo.....the FOD landing field is closed.I guess RipVanArty forgot to open it up.I had to return last night.I am very proud to say I refrained from posting here.



It wasn't easy.




But I do wish to let my bud boardies...I mean board buddies....know why I am not there.



I could take this opportunity to attack TrueSwine....but I remain strong.I will not be doing so.It's a waste of oink....I mean ink anyway.


But again thanks to Drugess,Hossy,Pillow and all of you for the futile effort here.It would appear even prodding from the Forest Princess Deb will not work.


But let me mention to those who seem to hate the very space I do not type on..stop your filthy lies.I have performed Horsey Talk. I did break down the triple crown for you....I did post winners in my fine Thistleydowns thead....I even helped out a strange creature asking for Belmont winners and gave him the winner in the 7th that day....which was 4...of course. My good friend CapperZeke bore witness to that.



So when you spew on about me....at least make your accusations true.


Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.






ROR!!



Kidding kidding!!




I'm such a dickens.






No...they would be Debbie and Thebby.

Buckwheat would say .." 'ebbie an 'ebby!"

It is the very least I could do to honor such admirable examples of fine American thudder rudders.





And even though almost no one will get what that meant.....



....I have ,once again, embarrassed myself.



Very much so!














I must hide.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.
.

You, sir, have officially crossed the line. If I had my internet comebacks book with me, I would say a number of very bad things about how you live in your mom's basement, and how you should get outside more often, and how you put too many spaces in your posts, and how you don't talk about pretty horseys enough. But I don't, so I am forced to put you on ignore. This should give me ample time to get caught up on stories from over the hill boozers trying to recapture their lost youth, gelf, and Sudanese affairs.

[CapperZeke]

[quote=mortyfeatherhands]
Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.


QUOTE]

I, for one, am honored.



Although slightly embrassed.




I seem to have a spring in my step today.


I'm going to try and do a cartwheel.



Oh wait, I forgot I'm wearing a miniskirt today.



Don't want my co-workers to see something they shouldn't.





Jungle today, ya know.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Tell him!











But I must ask you,












My little buttercup Uncly Trust,














Would you like to be the cheese in the middle of a DrugS and Mortimer sandwhich?

how did you know about my dream last night?

[Mortimer]

Yes Mr. DreamCatcher.....how did you??