France reacts to Zidanes head butt

chromer, you're nuts if
you think that a head-butt
to the chest is not potentially lethal
I would press full charges on ZZ for attempted murder
my parent's best friends were at a little league game
in PA, and they don't hit like Bonds
but one kid soaked up a line-drive to the chest
and it killed the poor kid, right then and there
ZZ is getting off light, with Prime Ministers coming to his defense
if I am Silvio Berlusconi I'm about ready to crop dust all of France
with atomic energy

"Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ah... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head..."