Describe Your Imaginary Friend

[Payson Dave]

Hey I know he is a Red Soxs Fan but even still don't ya think you are giving him a little less than warm welcome to the board?? Didn't he name a few good Dead tunes??

[Payson Dave]

Nix that above....It was another Dead Soxs fan that had a good "Dead" post.

[Mortimer]

Actually...I have several ImaginaryFriends.



They would be:



Andy Kaufman

Hunter S. Thompson.

Gary Oldman

Christoper Lee

Vincent van Gogh

Off Track Eddie

Mo Mozart




and when I really want a beeee-U-tee-full time!!....


ThebbyTwoTimes









I will always love you Thebby.







And now my friends call me home.

[my miss storm cat]

Will you be offended if i tell you who you remind me of Morty?

Have you ever seen Salad Fingers?

[Mortimer]

Hello My.




Listen....I converse with MommyDearest.It's pretty hard to offend me.

I wish I could say differently ,but I have no idea who Salad Fingers is.

Who is Salad Fingers?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Hello My.




Listen....I converse with MommyDearest.It's pretty hard to offend me.

I wish I could say differently ,but I have no idea who Salad Fingers is.

Who is Salad Fingers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyuGc...elated&search=

[Mortimer]

Well,My ( and mighty white of you to post this link..by the way), I looked up Salad Fingers and got a cartoon involving him and his embarrassing rusty kitchen utensil fetish.



I watched this one for about 45 seconds.



How can I thank you for providing all of my True Swine haters with a mountain of new ammunition????









And to think I was going to invite you to my real birthday party next year.

But should you stay dusty...




...wel then I still might invite you.