Pity for the Impotent Dick

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Originally Posted by Bababooyee

Here! Here!

STS for Prez!

lol. ... and if elected, I will not serve. But here is my platform.

Free Health Insurance for Everyone! Go to f---ing Britain where it's free. Free after a 8% tax to employees and a similar payroll tax on employers. Then go f---ing wait for 6 months to see a doctor for anything not life threatening. And no offense, but the English have got to be the a ss-ugliest looking people who ever were. I guess 2000 years of isolation on an island gave them few options.

Immigration: Stop worrying about a few fish in the Rio Grande. I say build a f---ing moat. If I can put invisible dog fencing around 1 acre in 5 hours to keep my dog in, I KNOW I can build a moat in a few weeks.

Overspending: Cut 10% of government jobs today. If you are an agency head and open your mouth, you're first to go. Corporations do it every f---ing day.

Campaign Reform: You want to run for PResident, fine. But you quit your Senate job to do it. Then you won't have f---ing idiots like Kerry throwing the election because he's scared to swing at the pitch since he had so much to lose. If you lose, go make some f---ing money and if we miss you that much, come back in 6 years.

that's what I would do.