-News flash-
A famous trainer known (to those in-the-know) as Mr. Peanut sadly reports that while off-loading the van, Crinkle fell, shattering his left front seismoid.
Before he could be reloaded for a trip to New Bolton, Trashcan came out and piled on. Trashcan was "humanely euthanized", as was Crinkle.
Parimecium was so despondent that he hit his head on the van roof. His current whereabouts are unknown, but rumor has it that he's alpo bound.
If you're traveling south on the Jersey Turnpike and see an empty van with Mississippi plates, driving erraticly of course, and a despondent guy wearing swimfins on the gas pedal, well...now ya know the story.
Sorry for your loss, Morty. Any other picks?
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06-08-2007, 04:04 PM
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