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I got busted by the local zanjero yesterday for washing my car in the driveway. Turns out water restrictions are in force. I was 30 minutes early apparently. I can say with certainty the local zanjero is a 70-ish gal with blue hair and drives a Ford Escort. Zanjero: Hello sir. S2S: Hi, what's up? Zanjero: You can't do that. S2S: Do what? Zanjero: Wash your car. S2S: Why not? Zanjero: It's only 4:30. S2S: Huh? Zanjero: It's only 4:30. S2S: What? Zanjero: It's in the paper. S2S: Huh? Zanjero: Do you read the paper? S2S: I read two papers a day. Zanjero: Well it's in there. S2S: Ma'am, what are you talking about? Zanjero: We have watering restrictions in force. S2S: I didn't know. Why didn't you just say that? Zanjero: I thought you knew. It's on the front page of both papers every day. S2S: Not the papers I read. Zanjero: What papers do you read? S2S: The Wall Street Journal and the Racing Form. Zanjero: What is the Racing Form? S2S: It's... it's.... it's not important. Zanjero: You can't wash your car until 5 o'clock. S2S: I see. Zanjero: So, you promise not to wash your car until 5 o'clock? S2S: That depends. Zanjero: Depends on what? S2S: Whether you plan to come back this way before 5 o'clock. Zanjero: If I do, I'm going to give you a $100 fine. I could fine you right now. S2S: No problem. Would you like some cookies? Zanjero: It's too close to dinner time. Thanks anyways. |
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