Well Now

[Mortimer]

Are you any better at it than Miracle Whip?

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Are you any better at it than Miracle Whip?

Miracle whip???????????


only when





stategicly placed


with





cherries







or strawberries







in only the right places











though REAL whipped cream tastes so much better!










Whip it!

[Mortimer]

Well I saw where you say you're a t-bred owner.






So is Miracle Whip.

Hes' an entity from a different place.

[Mortimer]

I am in receipt of a vaporization request from another poster.



The request names you as the vaporizee.....ClownTheRetch.








Don't play with me...I warn you.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I am in receipt of a vaporization request from another poster.



The request names you as the vaporizee.....ClownTheRetch.








Don't play with me...I warn you.

morty,





play






with







yourself.






I ain't playin' with ya.
Yes, I'm a t-bred owner and breeder.
Whatcher point???????





Seems that as long as the cops don't find the bodies buried in the backyard, grandpa in the garden......





and mommy's corpse in the closet off the basement apartment........





it's indeed a very, very good day.




Have another good one!




The cupcake offer stands.





Whip yur own cream......I was tryin' to be nice.
I hope you have a nice day.
I won't say anything to.......











the police.

[Mortimer]

My point is let THOROUGHBREDS breed....and owners own.










Keep your filthy hands off the poor animals.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

My point is let THOROUGHBREDS breed....and owners own.










Keep your filthy hands off the poor animals.

Yer confusing me.

The T-breds kinda do their thing. Not much me involved other than paying for the vet to make sure the mare is in the right cycle. The stallions don't take much to get em going. The teaser has his job to do, and yes, blue cajones and all...he has my sympathy, as do you mine.

"Keep my filthy hands off the poor animals"????????
You're way way out there on that.
My horses know me, smell me and, dare I say...trust me.
So, thanks for your input, but...as long as I pay the bills, I'll put my hands anywhere I want.







I hope you do too.




And I hope also..........










that you get at least half as much










pleasure









How cum ya decided to change my name? Dorty?





And when the crotch is on fire.......put yer hands where they can put it out





or






keep it





in.