Well Now

[Downthestretch55]

Mort,
I'm pretty sure that not everybody likes me either. That's not my problem.
Anyway, most of the time I don't have the least clue as to whatchertalkin' about, but I still like you, err tolerate you, err...nice to see you have your very own thread. Entertaining but baffling.
If you come over to my house someday, I'll make cupcakes and put smiley faces on them. You can have as many as you want, as long as it's not right before dinner. Might ruin your appetite, doncha know?

[Mortimer]

ror!!





Whodoyouworkfor!!!!?

[paisjpq]

you may call me thebby.

I'll be back later to check up on you.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

you may call me thebby.

I'll be back later to check up on you.

Thank you thebby...I was hoping it was Thebby...but this will be fine.

I certainly hope I will not be bad in your absence.







=;>

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

ror!!





Whodoyouworkfor!!!!?

Lately....

WhoIworkfor..........





me








but sometimes








The Easter bunny.

Doing the egg hiding thing for all the good girls and boys.





Come Christmas time.......
The danged chiminies get me sooted. Tough to wash the black outa my nice red and whites.



comeon over for the cupcakes some time. I'll make extra special faces just for ya.

[Mortimer]

Are you any better at it than Miracle Whip?

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Are you any better at it than Miracle Whip?

Miracle whip???????????


only when





stategicly placed


with





cherries







or strawberries







in only the right places











though REAL whipped cream tastes so much better!










Whip it!

[Mortimer]

Well I saw where you say you're a t-bred owner.






So is Miracle Whip.

Hes' an entity from a different place.

[Mortimer]

I am in receipt of a vaporization request from another poster.



The request names you as the vaporizee.....ClownTheRetch.








Don't play with me...I warn you.