Mary Lou Whitney is Our Queen

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Those chicks need implants...desperately.
And whoever puts on their make-up needs to take some time to feed her seeing eye dog.

What?!?

I'll mail you a plastic bag filled with saline. Put it in the microwave and enjoy!

Make up?!? It's the beach! Are you a girl?

Just so there's no confusion, natural girls are the hottest. Fake boobs and makeup? I guess there is someone for everyone. You can have Joan Rivers. I'll take my pick from that photo.